Naughty vegetables

The Wildlife Gardener sends a remarkable image of a carrot found pirouetting around her garden… Looks familiar? It should do – it’s the very carrot that the late Rudolf Nureyev

The latest in our occasional, but wildly successful, series of natural ‘double entendres‘. Found in Tescos, Ryde, just waiting to be taken home and ridiculed:

If you take a look at the most popular posts on this blog, you’ll see that, behind the awesome giant cave spiders, the second most popular post ever was a

Heh. Many thanks to Sue at Tinklertastic for taking this photo and passing it on! Yes, it’s original and not photoshopped. She sent it to The Ranger with the words