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How you got here… and why.

Matthew Chatfield

After getting a link from the BBC website The Ranger delved into his website statistics to gloat over the millions of people referred from it. Sadly, he couldn’t find more than a handful. Maybe gribbles just don’t do it for people any more… or at any rate, they certainly don’t as much as Britney Spears appears to. Whilst deep in the engine-room The Ranger took a look at the things that people type into search engines before they arrive at Naturenet:

Naturenet stats October 2007

Statistics for the month of October 2007 to date.

And you thought this website was all about wildlife and conservation, eh? Or, if (as seems to be statistically likely) you actually came here looking for pictures of Britney naked, you perhaps meant to end up here… although some say it looks more like Paris Hilton nude, or Lindsey Lohan going topless… or… well, you get the idea. There are no such pictures on Naturenet really but let’s see how those little phrases affect the statistics. Check out the latest arrivals in ‘Popular search terms‘ at the bottom of the sidebar.

Matthew Chatfield

Uncooperative crusty. Unofficial Isle of Wight cultural ambassador. Conservation, countryside and the environment, with extra stuff about spiders.

2 thoughts on “How you got here… and why.

  • I would never guessed that Britney’s vajajay was found between a giant hornet and a worm!

  • Anonymous

    Ok, I admit, it was me that searched for Weird Sex … but only because I already new how worms kill a tree whilst fighting giant hornets over britney spears c….. (chest?) during the national week of the asian hornets meet with lizards and wasps in the hedgerows where they discuss the tree preservation order that naturnet tries to explain to odd animals 😉



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