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Get your Christmas gravestone cleaner in now!

Matthew Chatfield

Yes, at last there’s hope. Ideal for your seasonal shopping, could this fantastic patented compound end dirty gravestone misery for ever? Tragically the website does not show the images in the catalogue, but via the magic of the web we can show it to you (see pic). Check out the little ‘before and after’ gravestone! And the little festive holly sprig! Ho, ho, ho – Father Christmas certainly has come early this year. Get some soon before it sells out – they’re dying to get hold of it! Gravestone cleaner

Thanks to The C@ for this gem.

If you actually want to buy some, go here.

Matthew Chatfield

Uncooperative crusty. Unofficial Isle of Wight cultural ambassador. Conservation, countryside and the environment, with extra stuff about spiders.

2 thoughts on “Get your Christmas gravestone cleaner in now!

  • The Virtual Ranger

    Hi Alan – sorry to say that we don’t stock it, we just mock it. But if you click the title to the post you can go to a site that might well sell it.

    Best wishes

  • Alan Truman

    I am interested in purchasing some “gravestone cleaner” as seen on your website.
    Please can you send the details by return.


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