“Clean up all the Wiener poopie if you want to see Jesus unharmed”
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Uncooperative crusty. Unofficial Isle of Wight cultural ambassador. Conservation, countryside and the environment, with extra stuff about spiders.
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It’s another dog fouling story – and one you can tell if anyone ever asks you ‘Have you found Jesus’? Vigilante residents of an American town apparently took unusual action against a dog owner they accuse of not picking up:
The missing item has since reappeared. It turns out that it was not taken by a neighbour, but by her granddaughter, and I suspect the granddaughter knew exactly how well her grandma would take the joke. It’s hard to imagine what made this old lady take such a ridiculous family argument to the newspapers – probably she didn’t realise that teh internets would enjoy the story so much.
And on the third day He was in the roses…