What the font?
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Recently at work The Ranger had his attention drawn by a designer colleague to a remarkable untapped resource – the Tourism Font. It’s been used for years for various purposes, and comprises a set of standard symbols for tourism purposes – like this one, with which you ought to be familiar:
Recognise it? Of course you do. There are plenty of other similar emblems on the list that are very handy. But of course, there are a few others, and that’s where the fun starts. A sheet of these fonts has been passed round the office for a while gathering guesses as to what on earth some of these logos can possibly mean. You might hazard a guess at these:
Presumably these would be “Smelly feet ahead” and “Don’t slip on the fallen leaves”. But what about this crop of puzzlers?
These all had everyone scratching their heads – can you do better? The best guesses, in order, are:
- Idle padlocks
- Beware of pigs
- Mondrian ahead
- Warning: Obese babies may be beheaded
- Christmas is coming
The Ranger would welcome your suggestions…
Number 5: Mick Jagger Lying in Road
Number 2 is uncomfortably close to home:
Beware of the Woodworm
Is number one an aerial view of The Ranger with his hat on?
Leaf/foot motif is obviously “man eating plant ahead”; and the ‘smelly feet’ one = in fact “Beware: radiating shepherds ahead”
Holly pic: “Herbal teas for sale”
‘Padlock’ = ‘Warning – cyclops ahead’
Thanks for silliness on a Friday!
Designers have a hard enough time without smart-alec rangers taking the mickey. However, some of these symbols are obtuse.
My suggestion for number four is:
“I’m a little teapot, with two spouts,
Tip me up – and my head falls off!“
Or beware of waddling short-limbed people.