Bill's signature circa 2001

Bill Chatfield

Bill is a boy, born William David in 1996, who lives in Lake, on the Isle of Wight. His interests include soldiers, knights, cars, snails, computers, sweets, brie and cake, probably in that order.

His favourite toys are Pokemon and his Nintendo 64, and he is also very fond of playing Warhammer, cricket, chess, cards, and telling jokes.

 

 

Bill on the Isle of Wight ferry, 2003

A Little boy called Blue: A page of stories by Billy

Sound Clips

You will like our Sound Clips library if you have an MP3 player, a few minutes, and an interest in listening to small boys going on. 

Photo and Picture Album

An occasionally updated gallery of images considered worthy. This may take a while to load, as there are lots of big images here. Trust me, it'll be worth it. 
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Jokes

Billy knows a very limited but highly effective range of jokes. They are:

Q. What do you call a fish without an eye?

A. Fsssh!

 

Q. How does a penguin get to school?

A. On an icicle!

 

If you have any others of a similar nature, Billy would like to hear from you.

 

Billy says this is "A crazy picture". Drawn June, 2002

Billy says this is "Crazy Art". Drawn at school, June, 2002

This picture shows him playing on the beach at Lake
(January 2000).

Billy's first day at school- Sept 2001

 

 I'm a Pokémon Trainer!

Dinosaur by Billy, May 2001

Of course, he can hold forth on a variety of topics, and frequently does. If you are interested in what he has to say I recommend you ring him up and ask him about anything.

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