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As he was... (a few days old)

In the pub with his godparents, David Glasspool, Rebecca
Phillipson and Kate Stoyle on the day of his baptism, 5.1.97.

His first pair of glasses! With dad and grandad.

We had a preliminary ultrasound scan of our offspring on 25.3.96, when the child was pronounced to be 16 weeks old. This very young TV star is shown below, suitably enhanced by his mother, who is an expert in the abstract figure. This is lucky, as the original is virtually incomprehensible.

BILL WAS BORN AT 1346 HRS ON
WEDNESDAY 18 SEPTEMBER 1996
AT THE WEST SUFFOLK HOSPITAL, BURY ST EDMUNDS.
A report of this event was on the Web within 6 hours. Why the delay? It was Wednesday and so I had to watch Star Trek.