Get your Christmas gravestone cleaner in now!
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Yes, at last there’s hope. Ideal for your seasonal shopping, could this fantastic patented compound end dirty gravestone misery for ever? Tragically the website does not show the images in the catalogue, but via the magic of the web we can show it to you (see pic). Check out the little ‘before and after’ gravestone! And the little festive holly sprig! Ho, ho, ho – Father Christmas certainly has come early this year. Get some soon before it sells out – they’re dying to get hold of it! 
Thanks to The C@ for this gem.
If you actually want to buy some, go here.
Hi Alan – sorry to say that we don’t stock it, we just mock it. But if you click the title to the post you can go to a site that might well sell it.
Best wishes
I am interested in purchasing some “gravestone cleaner” as seen on your website.
Please can you send the details by return.